night when snowfall begins: arrive home just before accumulation begins.

day of snowfall: sleep until 11am. sit inside and derp around all day. if the desire arises to go outside of the house, call boyfriend and make him pick me up.

day after snowfall: sit inside until the sun melts all the snow off my car and a snow plow makes its way down my street. then drive to parent’s house for a free meal of Cane’s and bean dip.

accomplishment: minimal scraping of my car. minimal effort required to drive across town.

who is the boss of snowpocolype 2012? that’s right…me.